I just got off the plane here in Paris. I may have hinted in previous entries that I would travel downtown Paris just so I can say that I’ve been there. But since it’s raining and 40 degrees outside, I think I’m going to sit here in the temperature controlled airport for the next few hours. We arrived an hour late because shortly before takeoff at JFK, someone let an overhead bin open too quickly and it knocked some air masks down. It took the mechanics about 40 minutes to repair it.
I guess I forgot until last night on the plane that Delta recently filed for bankruptcy protection. Trust me, it shows in their service. The first budget to get cut was the food service allotment. The food was good for airplane food, but there are a lot of corners cut. On KLM and Air France, they serve metal utensils with their steak; Delta served a plastic fork that was eerily reminiscent of safety scissors in that it didn’t actually cut the meat.
I asked for a can of Sprite. One guy gave me a half-filled cup. Moments later, another steward came along and asked if I needed anything. Again, I asked for a can of Sprite and he gave it to me. Moments later, I heard the first guy scold the second “We’re not supposed to give them the whole can anymore.” Come on, I paid $400 for that flight alone, and they couldn’t throw in a 25 cent can of Sprite? Just to spite them, I didn’t open the whole can I was given – it’s sitting in my bag right now.
Further, my in-seat entertainment system wasn’t working. All of the new Boeing 777′s have little TV’s build into each seat, even in economy class. My sound system wasn’t working (i.e. there was no sound through the headphones). So I watched XXX and Scooby Doo in silence. I haven’t seen either before, so I might rent those sometime just to figure out what was going on. I also missed the endings of both because I fell asleep. Yay for sleep
The lady sitting next to me didn’t even have a working remote, so she couldn’t change the channel (it was stuck on the menu for the entire flight). Guess they didn’t even have money to fix that stuff.
The flight was mostly uneventful. I sat next to an American lady destined for Istanbul, Turkey. She didn’t say much during the flight, I just peeked over her shoulder at the boarding pass for her connecting flight. Actually, we didn’t speak at all. She asked me once if I wanted to use her headset when she noticed me pounding on my in-flight entertainment system.
Now that I’m sitting in Charles DeGaulle (or as I call it in its abbreviated form: CDG) airport, I notice that like in any other European airport everyone is smoking. I don’t mind so much, but on the plane they said smoking was prohibited anywhere in CDG as it’s a non-smoking airport. I think everyone here at CDG missed the memo on that one… the place is still stocked with ashtrays, and there isn’t a No Smoking sign in sight!
Ok, I exaggerated a tiny bit… I do see a No Smoking sign within sight… it’s painted on the side of a trash can. To most people, that probably means that you shouldn’t put cigarettes into a trash can. To the person who made the CDG instructional video they showed on the plane, that must mean that this is a non-smoking airport. And a girl sitting near me just walked over to some guy who was smoking and pointed it out. I’m not sure what she said, it was all in French. He looked down at his cigarette and made some seemingly snide remark. She went back to her seat and started coughing.
Now that I’m looking harder for them, I actually see dozens of signs all over the place. Funny thing is that it must not be enforced, because a couple of police officers were walking by a moment ago with lit cigarettes. Go figure, huh?
Still no sign of Josh and Lara. If they’re going to Cairo today, they had better appear soon! This is the only flight today from CDG to Cairo. They still have 4 hours until boarding but still, it’s interesting that they haven’t arrived yet. Maybe they caught a different flight from the States and are transiting elsewhere, or they may have left early or decided to delay their departure. Who knows, it’s just fun to speculate as to where they might be.
Sorry these posts are becoming insanely long. There isn’t much to do here at CDG. I already cruised the Duty Free, looked at all the alcohol and perfumes. The electronics are almost twice as expensive as they are in the States, and since I can’t get over that fact, it’s just better not to try to look at them. I have two hours of battery left on my laptop. At most airports in the States you can find an outlet hidden in a corner or behind the seats in the terminal. But I have looked everywhere here at CDG and haven’t found one. At least that way I could watch a movie or something without worrying about my battery dying. I don’t even have a cell phone to play with – CDMA phones don’t work in the GSM-land that we call Europe!
Ok, I’m off to either browse around, or read the Poly that is still in my backpack from a month ago!
